The following was recently leaked as background material for the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. Courtesy of Ain't It Cool who's refusing to name names about the original source for this trite mega-discovery.It seems as though this movie is about to get snarter thanks to former news correspondent and office honcho Steve "Michael Scarn" Carell is picking up from the dry cleaners the mercenary garb of one MAJOR BLUDD. Will he be able to pull it off, or is there a contract downsizing in this corporation's (by corporation I mean Carell) future? Do any of his The Office cohorts make cameo appearances (perhaps one Jan Levinson as a sexy Tele-viper?) Read on to find out more...!
From The Crazy, Mixed-Up Files of Sebastian J. Bludd, Child Poet
"The Darkness Inside Me"
Bad man, daddy, bad man
I can't look away any longer
This black heart of mine getting stronger
DO YOU SEE?
Emptiness, loneliness
I fret over this
Daddy, what have I become
Inside I'm so numb
Just a chap with a gun
Is that all they see of me?
I want bright lights
A show on TV
But I scream when I fight
And sometimes I pee
But those days are behind me, now
With my bionic arm
Ready to cause harm
Shootin' rockets galore
Causin' mayhem and more
I just hope nobody notices
My helmet looks like a penis head
9 comments:
maojr bludd is my hero lately.
I already knew that
That link was not only discusting it set off my virus protection as well. Probably filling my computer with all kinds of malware and crap.
Trench-viper.
Ah man, you guys got Trench Viper with the Lemonparty link that is awful, Trench Viper is my favoritest guy on Joedios not named "DJV' "Lava Boss" "Fireflyed" or "Roland da Thompson Gunner" Roland is a real dreamboat ya hear
that link is so tasty...
tasty like chicken fingers.
mmmmmmmmmm...hot man chicken
i also like trench viper
i never click any links, not even from kevin
i believe that the grid was hacked. possibly by captain grid-iron. the balls in his court now!
Oooo Trenchypoo
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