We have grown apart lately. I value your friendships so
this is me trying to win you back. I will understand if
Johnny Turk, Kevin and a remote controlled Dalek remain
my only friends in this cruel world of G.I. Joe blogging about
kids toys, Thomas Wheeler and inside jokes and references
made by me that not even I understand. Please read below.
Tobin:
I'm sorry I err uhhh missed yah birthday you uhh err uhh queeah.
heah's bahbecue with his err uhh fiah hatchet, and his good friend
lady jaye, who i know you've been known to have a good old err uhh
fashioned uhhh CRUSH ON!! now don't be a retahd, tobin, accept me
and my errr uh broca err uh blutch back into yah life, or it's gonna be a
wicked pissa what happens to yah hondah civic...
(Barbecue is so patriotic it hurts, right Tobin. remember the times
we shared, talking about barbecue, or maybe you were just explaining
4-chan to me, and telling me that guy from WORA wasn't actually
adult film criminal Max Hardcore)
Dr Miller,
I know your favorite things are: 25th Anniversary GI Joes,
the Joe Customs Message Board, Dio Stories, Marauder Inc Weapons
and Tiger Force. So I hope this pleases you greatly. I know we
disagree on some rock bands and what it really means to be
the secretary general of NAMBLA's northeast chapter, but
I hope this will make it up to you!!
Tobin,
How can you say no to Snake Eyes and Stalker rendered
in a charming cartoon filter? Stalker is maybe the best G.I.
Joe and I think Snake Eyes appeared in at least 2 panels
in issue #23 of the Marvel comic, and spoke 3 lines in the Devil's
Due one. Plus errr uhh AWE Strikah??
Dr. Miller,
Just for you i am doing this paragraph in classic broca blutch style.
did you know that there's a red ninja from another country
(possibly ohio or joehio) called Satan?
some nerds really like him, or talked about him back in 2002. I took this picture
in 2002 and I feel like we can both relate to that year, as we were both enterprising
young tugboat captains, trying desparately to grow cool beards (like rock n' roll)
and read the latest issue of Tomarts Mint on Card toy review during our
lunchbreaks, when we both crashed our respective tugboats into Steamboat
dog-fighting rings because we saw a mint on card Action Force
Tiger Force Super Trooper and went apeshit.
and I know we had both placed bets on those dog fights.
i know the German Shepard, Bossy Besse, I placed my money on didn't win,
and was killed anyway in the tugboat accident, but you never told me
what happened to you. I know it was similar.
please, Dr. Miller-- come back. I hope these memories warm your
heart like a warm yule-tide Christmas 40, a half-and-half
mixture of King Cobra and Olde English High Gravity
love in christ and grand slam,
D. Verburg
5 comments:
D Verburg, or DJV as I know you on Joedios. I hope you rectify the situation with Tobin, but don't steal my main man Dr. Henry E. Miller. I dislike Tom Jacks Esq (CODE NAME: The Green Meane)
D Verberg you are my favorite guy who's name starts with a D and lives in the Midwestern states one of these days I will come to your town and we can have beer and knock over a display of gi joe action figures at wal-mart and yell insults at people as we drive past them that will sound like "HEYYOOOOOOAAAAFH" as we go by at really fast.
d. verburg, i could never turn my back on you --
NEVER
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
also i will light up another broca blunt when i am done with school this semester, it is just a crazy time and i don't have my good camera for taking DIO STORY PICTURES with anymore FROWN
I have stumbled into a den of iniquity with youz guys.
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