"I am completely beside myself with jealous rage right now," hissed Cobra Commander. He was talking to his only friend, the Battle Android Trooper standing on the starboard bow of the Sting Raider. "This boat is titz! Titz on glass!"
Firefly clicked the safety on and off of his uzis, which was his way of looking busy so he didn't have to pay attention to Cobra Commander.
It was a little known fact that Cobra Commander only had B.A.T.s invented so he could have millions of friends who couldn't say no to being his friend.
Inside the cockpit, Copperhead, codename: Cooperhaed, sang .38 Special's entire catalog. He wore a huge helmet however, so .38 Special ended up sounding like Night Ranger to anyone within earshot.
"I-- am a Swamp Buggy Badass!" Cobra Commander howled, fist in the air. "Cooperhaed," he said to Copperhead, "I will pay you another Hamilton and a Lincoln, those filthy dead President Dollars you so need to pay off your gambling debt, if you take us on another lap around Cobra Island!! This is so new-- so different! I'm actually having FUN!" The Commander rasped.
His friend the B.A.T. gave a thumbs-up with his flamethrower, torching 15 acres of the Cobra Island Wetlands Wildlife Preserve.
"COOOOBRA!!"
Firefly clicked the safety on and off of his uzis, which was his way of looking busy so he didn't have to pay attention to Cobra Commander.
It was a little known fact that Cobra Commander only had B.A.T.s invented so he could have millions of friends who couldn't say no to being his friend.
Inside the cockpit, Copperhead, codename: Cooperhaed, sang .38 Special's entire catalog. He wore a huge helmet however, so .38 Special ended up sounding like Night Ranger to anyone within earshot.
"I-- am a Swamp Buggy Badass!" Cobra Commander howled, fist in the air. "Cooperhaed," he said to Copperhead, "I will pay you another Hamilton and a Lincoln, those filthy dead President Dollars you so need to pay off your gambling debt, if you take us on another lap around Cobra Island!! This is so new-- so different! I'm actually having FUN!" The Commander rasped.
His friend the B.A.T. gave a thumbs-up with his flamethrower, torching 15 acres of the Cobra Island Wetlands Wildlife Preserve.
"COOOOBRA!!"
(in all seriousness, I found this toy tonight and it warrants a serious note. this fucking toy is what G.I. Joe is all about. you can hang dudes off the side, it has a gunner seat and a driver's seat. it has SMUGGLING COMPARTMENTS. anything Hasbro has ever done to wrong you has been erased, I decree. this toy is FUN, which is something everyone in this stupid hobby has been missing since 1994. remember, Broca Blutch is Always Right!! yo joe)
4 comments:
The only downside to this is that I think PP Copperhead looks lame, so I'll have to get the comic pack with life preserver Shipwreck to balance it out!
actually, kev, i think piping platoon cooperhaed's colors are a lot more subdued than the normal one. and he doesn't have roadblock arms, so he can actually hold a weapon.
really? damn! well then!!!
I haven't experienced lust like this since I was 13 years old and suddenly realized my math teacher had awesome cans. I can't wait till that thing gets here.
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