Prelude to Tom Jacks Memorial Podcast Episode 2

A STORY IN 6 PHOTOS

"Evil... in the name of the Moon, I Shall Punish you!"


"What up, Moon Knight. It's me, Khonshu, your terrible moon god."

"Holy fuck, man. You look way different. But that could be the painkillers, tequila and Nova Scotian air talking."

"I think I look pretty handsome. Now listen up, here's your next mission."


"Yes, Khonshu. I am your righteous fist! I will never turn my back on a friend, I am always there to defend. I am the one on who you can depend."

"First thing is cough up some of those painkillers. Second thing: my girlfri-- I mean, this total Wolfy Bitch named Mary Jane Watson has been spending way too much of my-- I mean her totally righteous and Lunar boyfriend Peter Parker's cash on girl shit. Make her pay."


"Yes, Khonshu... but this seems like a matter that is perhaps beneath the fist of your righteous servant."

"Yeah, well, I do-- I mean Peter Parker doesn't need any more domestic abuse charges on his record, and he totally loves the moon and shit. Looks at it every night. Now go, my servant!"


"Oh man these shoes are so cute, Peter will forgive me as soon as I--"

"I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU!"

*POW!*

"Hope you saved that receipt, bitch! You're gonna need that money for some extra concealer!"

"Khonshu, I have served you well!"

"Remember, kids... take advantage of the mentally ill whenever the situation presents itself!"

(special thanks to Phil Lary Potter for the super realistic diorama used in these photos)

Tomorrow: A Wild Podcast Appears!